Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 10, 1990
Transcript:
Mark: Okay, folks. Dad's back to explain the cig biz's latest outrage - talking Christmas cards for Desert Shield! Dad: It's anything but an outrage, Mark...We are simply offering military dependents the chance to send their loved one a personally recorded message inside this attractive holiday card! Card: Hi, daddy! For Christmas, I want... Daddy, Stuart hit me! Stuart: Did not! Mr. Butts: Kinda makes you miss Marlboro country, doesn't it, son? Soldier: Yeah...