Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 06, 2017

Wow, Thurber. Doesn’t that hurt? You look very stylish (for a dog).

I wake up like that often. I wonder if my wife is…naaah, she wouldn’t,,,would she???

And here I thought doggie doo was something else entirely.

Hey, why is the Tiki Bar closed? I need my Nanner Daq nightcap!

Someone find Susan, she has probably been testing too many drink recipes (hic!).

Crazy mixed up kid.

Well here I am, it’s one am and the tiki bar isn’t open! Is that Dennis over there in the bushes?

This is creepy! Where is everybody?

As for Thurber, he hasn’t been the same since miss Millie Highmaintance gave him her patented “come hither Big Boy” look.

The new hairdo is only the latest. He also got himself over to the Ballard Doggie Shampoo Palace and Irish Deli for a wash -n-buff. He hopes to win her affections.

Alas he will soon find out her " come hither" look is only a case of conjunctivitis.

Does Thurber have a secret life like Walter?

Yes Thurber does !

Being The Male Animal that he is,he found himself In The Catbird Seat after eating A Couple of Hamburgers. That was The Night the Bed Fell because of The Unicorn in the Garden which caused me to wonder If Grant Had Been Drinking at Appomattox.

Walter, his owner, The Middle Aged Man on the Flying Trapeze has learned to live with Thurber, as well as The Owl in the Attic and Other Perplexities.

As he constantly says, over drinks at the Tiki, is : " It’s My World – And Welcome To IT " !

That’s gonna make the next batch if cupcakes interesting.

Remember Thurber, “A Little Dab’ll Do Ya…”

not waNting ta Be Left behinE in teh the WeakLY BallERD TrenD Sosiety and Man-BUN Assoshayshun… ThurBurrrrrrrs atemt at a Do-It Yersef “He-Hive” tuk a “Turn FUR teh Wurst”… jus sayin… Oh an he shud stop Buy at SuSuns SALOn fer a fix-it rite speSHUL.

Have we met Thurber previously?

Someone said he should mousse his hair, and he read that mixers are used to make mousse, so…