Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for April 04, 2017

This may explain why I don’t see pay phones around any more.

Instead of Pay Lot it will be Pay Lots.

Real anti-capitalists use chainsaws.

Unusual hair for Ballard Street. I mean, he HAS hair.

Cory had better sharpen his axe. That post looks like a beaver with a sore tooth and an underbite was working on it.

If you ask a lot from Cory, he’ll axe a lot in return.

Cory isn’t _really anit-capitalist. He only claims that he is whne it is his turn to pay. And by the by, Cory didn’t really chop that sign down. Milford Simmonsoskivitch did that two weeks with his car. Well, technically, Sigfreid, his bull mastiff did since he was operating the brake and accelerator pedals.Don’t ask why he wasn’t steering as well. It is such a long story.The axe is just a prop (rubber or styrofoam) for another of Cory’s cover page shoots for The Ballard StreetLife and Times Outdoor Adventures magazine. It has to be fake since his arthritis.I would like to know where he got that shirt though. Dern! What a pocket!

He sure has the pants to be a fancy slippers club member.

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign

Blockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mind

Do this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign ?

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Five Man Electrical Band – Signs Lyrics | MetroLyrics

Cory’s unkillable ear-worm:

♪♫ “They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.” ♪♫

♪♫ "Oooo, chop chop chop chop… " ♪♫

Where is Susan?

Cory Stevens took an ax, gave the signage 40 whacks. When he saw what he had done, he gave the stump another one.

OK, Last Rose, I thought that by giving her a comment to reply to in her own inimitable way, we could coax her out of hiding. But it’s now time to ask the question, “Where is Susan Sunshine?”

It is not unusual for Susan to miss a day now and then, due to computer issues or general business (not mentioning winding up prone from too many daqs at the Tiki).