Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 16, 1991

Transcript:

Zonker: What's with the speakers in the window, Mike? Mike: I'm going to drive the drug dealers off the block. Zonker: My! That sounds like a fun rainy-day project! What's the plan? Mike: Simple. I pump loud muzak into the street until they leave. It's been a big success in convenience store parking lots. Zonker: This the tape?..."Little Green Apples," "People," "Silly Love Songs," "Candy Man"... Mike: That's it. Zonker: Scary. You must know a serious dentist. Mike: No, actually, I taped it out at the airport.