Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 01, 1991
Transcript:
Duke: Hurry up with those kegs, honey! We got a million things to do before teh new ground forces hit town! Honey: New ground forces, sir? Duke: Gotta prepare for the best-case scenario, Honey! Have you nailed the fire doors shut yet? Honey: The fire doors, sir? Duke: To keep the locals from stiffing us on the cover charge! And what about the men's room? Honey: The men's room, sir? Duke: Have you swept it for bombs? I want people to feel they can unwind here!