Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 03, 2017

Also, don’t forget the fuses.

lετ’ṡ hεαɾ ïτ ƒøɾ ģυṉρøώḋεɾ!

Don’t worry, he’s wearing a football helmet and pillows. What can go wrong?

My guess is that he improvised some kind of cannon and was going to shoot himself out of it.

“No gun powder? How about a trebuchet?”

ounce of prevention > pound of cure…

Maybe Calvin is trying to build a Gorn Cannon…

Recent history, Calvin, recent history. That is all moms need to know.

And now you know one of the events leading up to the “noodle incident.”

The ‘yet’ sounds ominous…

Ok, now that one really made me laugh. Funny!

Calvin once asked his parents for a flamethrower. He promised not to use it in the living room.

This Battle Outfit appears again in a few years.

http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1990/12/8

Click the strip calendar! It’s different!

When I was in the Air Force years ago they were big on “Preventative Maintenance.” Looks like Calvin’s mom is big on “Preventative Discipline!”

When I first enlisted, there was a page that said ‘list all injuries, scars, operations and illnesses’.. It took two pages, but I got ‘er done, boy !! Growin’ up on the farm wazn’t easy, as most Calvin commenters here will agree. The opening line; “Wanna see my scars?” was sometime answered by; “No, but you wanna see MINE?” Now, this was WAAAAY before the couples dating service of Farmers dot com…………

She’s sending him to his room just for saying THAT?

It’s actually the actions that speak louder than words.

xxx

Yet I’ll bet Mom managed to Blow up!