Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 26, 1992
Transcript:
Zonker: Listen to this, pop. "Dear Colonel Nash: In regards to my recent request for reclassification." "...You should probably know the following. I bitterly oppose the Vietnam War, but actively support the Laos incursion. I'm against the bombing of Cambodia, but applaud the mining of Haiphong Harbeor..." "I loathe pacification, but am for Vietnamization in special cases. I oppose the Phoenix Program, but I am grappling with protective reaction strikes. I support Ann-Margret, but cannot fully accept Bob Hope. Your servant, Zonker Harris." I'm sorry, but these are the words of a very thoughtful and conflicted young man! Zonker's dad: I always thought so.