Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 28, 1992
Transcript:
Zonker's dad: So how did you finally avoid being drafted, son? Zonker: The truth is I don't really racall, dad...There were literally 1,001 ways to beat the draft, and I tried almost all of them. That's why I've got so much paperwork. I'm sure it's in here somewhere. As I recall, I won a deferment with a package of spiritual and physical exemptions... Zonker's dad: "Dear Mr. Harris: In reference to your claim of being a homosexual shaman with a trick knee..." Zonker: That's it!