Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 28, 2017

Then how come Elvis isn’t under the bed.

Elvis puts his duty to report the news before his own survival.

Aww! Pucky’s little eyes peering out from under the bed is so darling.

Ancient astronaut theorists suggest that vacuum creatures from outer space can easily find you beneath the bed and suck you into an endless void. They suggest that relocating to a higher place like above the cupboard or a chandelier would be much safer, as apparently these alien vacuum creatures cannot fly. Now, back to the brave Breaking cat news correspondents who are covering this strange creature live on the Breaking Cat News channel…

Where’s Lupin? As he is deaf, did he not know the vacuum was on the prowl? Is he deeper under the bed? Did he get sucked up by the ‘vacuum creatures from outer space?

From now on it’s undercover news. (Sorry, it had to come out)

My tomcat loved being vacuumed with the upholstery attachment.His "sisters"thought he was nuts.

But we vacuum under the bed. Well, maybe not every time, but often enough.

…or until you hear the can-opener.

Elvis is channeling Kent Schocknek. (For those not from LA during the 1989 Whittier Narrows earthquake): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_Shocknek

Why there are no cats in space, they fear the vacuum.

Ah – look at Elvis’ little ears!! Poor baby