Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 28, 2017

Neighbor Bob asked the same thing about Rat when the missionaries went to Bob’s house.

“You two are going to fight each other to the death?”

those lads have no black name tags (Elder Surname and Elder Otherguy — The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints)

If there’s a chance that Rat could make it into heaven, that wouldn’t be good news, it would be incredulous.

Rat – always the hopeful one.

One good thing about now living in a Florida gated community….none of that door to door solicitation!

Yes Rat …………………… one person’s garbage is another’s treasure !

Are they watching Jeb’s sperm being invitro-fertilized with a woman’s eggs? Jeb’s ova witness

Rat, just send them to the Z.Z.E.Fraternity house! Problem solved!

If I were neighbor Bob, I would send the exterminator over to Rat’s house. Rat That !

How about the Flying Supermoth God. No sillier than any other theology.

They saved 15% on their car insurance by switching to GEICO?

:D

HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT CHEESES?

If I haven’t issued an invitation to visit my home, then I probably don’t want to talk to you.

Rat speaks Truth.

I am glad to see that Neighbor Bob is once again the target of Rat’s friendly ministrations….

My idea of good news would be if Trump had choked to death on a piece of overcooked steak. I would open my door for that.

My good news, God is real, but religion is dead.

I have to stop reading the comment sections of religion-related comic strips

Yes, he accidentally knocked over a big metal pail of water.