Pickles by Brian Crane for April 24, 2017

aside from the ankles, I’m surprised the PJ bottom still fits ‘round Earl’s waist

Good job, Opal!

“Just for that, Opal, I’m going to start sleeping in the nude! We’ll just see how long you’re willing to put up with that!”

I would like to say that also. But unfortunately, it already has happened.

Put my wife’s cashmere sweater in the dryer. It became a perfect fit for a Barbie doll.

“So what I’m hearing is that you want to start doing your own laundry, is that correct?” Bazinga! You go, Opal. You’d make a good prosecutor!

His “favorites” and this is the first time they’ve been washed? YUKK!

So Earl, never heard of tube socks?

You know it don’t work that way, Earl.

@somebody else: My husband turned my beautiful white shirtwaist dress a muddy pink after we’d been married three weeks,p and it worked for him. He never did laundry again!

I’ve been doing my own laundry ever since I was 15…. that’s nearly half a century!

Is it not supposed to be “Shrunk” not “Shrank”

xxx

He must have washed his hair too!