Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 08, 1992

Transcript:

Mark: Yes, I can hold...guess he needs to check me out...okay, it's nearly midnight, and guess who's on the line - Ross Perot! Mr. Perot, can you hear me? Ross Perot: Clear as a bell, son. Let's go at it. Let's discuss the issues! Mark: Cool. Issue one - now the election is over, will you be returning to private life? Perot: Son, if I thought the candidates had addressed the issues I'd be gone. History. Toast. I don't need the aggravation. I've had some of my people - top people - look into it, and they tell me that the C.I.A. controls everything now anyway. So I don't need it. Never did. End of story. Not that it's ever been up to me. I don't call the shots. Never did. Never happened. Know who makes the final decisions? Mark: Um...a team of world-class psychiatrists? Perot: Just that simple. It's their call. Who?