Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 18, 1992

Transcript:

Joanie: So where would you like to start, inspector? Man: Well, first I need a little personal data, ma'am. You were married once before, correct? Joanie: Yes, to Clint Caucus, for nine years. You know, I used to think that was the end for me, that the slightest blemish in one's personal life meant no future in politics...ironic isn't it? Man: I hope not. It's against procedure to use irony in a bureau report. Joanie: Really? How come? Man: It messes up the computers. Is "Caucus" his real name or ironic?