Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 07, 1993
March 06, 1993
March 08, 1993
Transcript:
Zonker: Test! Test! (Hmm..wonder what's keeping Mike?) Director: Quiet, everybody! Let's do it! You're on, Mr. Harris! Zonker: Uh...hi! This is Zonker Harris with another exclusive stressbuster! Today's stressbuster is C.S.T., or Clinton Standard Time! A special time zone named for our current President, C.S.T. allows you to run up to two hours late every day! Just think of the savings in time! Say you're 30 minutes late to work! If you're on C.S.T., you're actually more than an hour early! So put yourself on Clinton Standard Time - and say goodbye to time-related stress! Mike: Hey, Z! Zonker: Mike...we're all done, man. What happened? Mike: Nothing, Zonk! I'm on C.S.T.! Zonker: See how it works? I'm Zonker Harris for Stressbusters!
