Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for April 24, 2017

Ooh I hope big deal track guy Gary doesn’t distract Carrie and cause a loss.

A fine time to have come down with a case of the vapors.

OK, my ad du jour is for a CASE of slim jims for $13.48 on Amazon. I probably haven’t had a slim jim since I was 12. Who the heck has entire cases of slim jims delivered to their door?

Carrie Hobson is battling, but her deodorant has given up and the smell is overpowering her.

Running laps? Is this the track team or the baseball team, wasting their time running laps instead of sprints?

Or better yet, hook up with Archie and the gang at the Malt Shoppe!

Battling or attempting a pirouette?

I read the town as ‘Arsonia’ at first. ‘The Flaming Arsons’ or ‘The Arsonia Pyros’ has such a nice ring to it. But alas, it’s probably the ‘Argonia Sugar Beets’ or some such Midwest twaddle. Anyway, ‘Beat the Beets!’ Milford!

p2 That number 4 has some serious junk in her trunk…p3 3 different ’do’s…is that a scar on the guy on the left or some new style???

Today’s Milford Masterpiece Theatre is pitted for a 13-4 split.

If Milford wasn’t so cheap and only used the basketball uniforms for basketball, maybe Carrie’s 5 Day Deodorant Pads wouldn’t have fallen off. To the showers with you.

Number 13 is just begging to get her ankle broken standing in the middle of first base like that.

Is that Gary Meola wearing the weird Star Trek uniform in P3? And why?

Why are the Red Raiders wearing black? That’s how they are colored in ComicsKingdom.

Where can I find one of the athletic tops that features a wrench choking your neck like they have in P3?

P2…good way for the 1st baseman to break an ankle

P4…“gee…tough call alright…..let’s run another lap”

Carrie Hobson is hot.

P-1: Carrie multi-tasks on the mound by practicing her swim stroke technique.

P-2: a very unladylike stretch

P-3: did the game go extra innings? It’s pitch black out in P-3.