Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 05, 2017

..N̶̛̻͉̼̺̮͚̯̽͊͌͆̐̚͡i̱̪̞̜͉̘̍́̈̅͜͞c̵̛̮̹̺̮̪̜̜̃̓͒̄͜e̙͔̦͕̝͇͐̔̉̒͛̈͑͟͢ ö̹̼̳͓͙́͛̑̓͞n͕̭͔̪̥̬̖͈̔̎̃̊͋̿͂̈́̔͠ȩ̞̥̜̖̞͈̟̞̊̈̿̎̈̔̚͟͝͝,̰͈̺̥̗͓͎͔̫̲̓͗͂͊̃̽ N̸̛̬̙̺̤͔̘̎̍̽̉͢à͔̮͕̺̩͇̔͊̉̊͆͞͡t̶̗͖̬̜̾̓͑͌̍͟͢͟ȩ̭͖͕̜̱̞͔͔͛̑͋̽̾́̈̇̅͢!̵̛̭̯͖̠̙͆̇͌̍̋͛̕͘..

Godfrey is not buying it.

Mrs. Godfrey might actually force Nate to put the bandages off at this point. Nice going Nate.

Pants on fire.

He’s lucky it’s a Friday. He won’t have to bear Mrs.Godfreys taunts for 2 whole days!

I’m thinking that as the soon as he removes the bandage his hair will be the way it was 2 weeks ago

Called it

She’s going to call marty

She’ll make him take it off, and the entire class – no, the entire SCHOOL – will just lose it.

Why are all the comments really close together?

Happy National Cartoonists Day!

good one Nate! :D

Mrs. Godfrey would probably force Nate’s bandage hat off and expose his shaved head. He would end up being a laughingstock AND get some serious detention for making up an excuse to not do the homework. DOUBLE DOWNHILL!!

Oh No

Nate: I had a brain transplant

Mrs. Godfrey: no wonder you’re stupider

Everyone In The World: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Nate: NooOnoNOnoONOonoNOonoNOO

Nate explodes.

Sorry.

Nice “try”