Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 06, 2017

Another reason Goat can’t date a supermodel is because Stephan can’t draw attractive people.

Hey, at least Paris is dating someone. That puts him at least one level above Rat.

lady may want to rethink of dating Goat thanks to the Pastis pun

That oughta get Goat’s goat.

“Yes, but you see, we don’t care.”

Steph, thanks for autographing books for my nephew and me when you were in Raleigh Tuesday night!

Pig is awfully cogent today.

Who wants to date supermodels? Have you seen any of them, lately?

When I was about 11 or 12, I thought about being a model.

And then I woke up and smelled the coffee.

xxx

Funny one today… I likey!

Some have criticized her for wanting her dates to breathe helium. I say, whatever floats your goat…

Is there any other kind of Stephan pun, Rat?

Cartoon_Boy’s super isn’t all that super, but may be hot, at least relative to Goat….

No offense to that woman but she doesn’t look too much like a super model..