Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for April 18, 2017

That is a pretty quick turn around, Mr. Breathed….Funny, too..

They want him out of there because he’s black and white, as opposed to 100% white.

They overbooked in the Abercrummie & Finch dressing rooms?

Correction:

This isn’t Russia – yet

He’s trying on the United colors of Benetton.

United has changed their policy. Now the attendants are armed with tranquilizer darts!!!

Fake news, they don’t allow short pudgy critters in store to begin with.

Well, anyone who goes to Abalone and Fish can’t be TOO smart to begin with…

It was reported this AM that United unboarded a couple on their way to their WEDDING! I’m supposed to go to my niece’s wedding in Florida later this year. My wife is due for artificial knee surgery next month. Are they going to take it out as a possible weapon? I think we’ll just drive!

I’ve seen the video, this doesn’t end well.

Wonder what that doctor will do when he ends up owning United…….By the way, nobody commented about the cig-in-the-sandwhich?

wish they would do that to my girls. One Saturday they spent 3 hours in the dressing rooms of just one store. We left $637.00 lighter. I am so glad they are twins and like to share their wardrobes.

Opus, my about-to-be-battered friend, what you have made in your last words is what we call “a distinction without meaning”….