Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 15, 1993
Transcript:
Zonker: Cornell? Where are you, man? The surf is very much up! Cornell: Zonk? I thought you were pulling jury duty. Zonker: No, no. I got a celebrity deferment. So haul on down here! Cornell: I can't, man. I'm auditing a class at UCLA today. With Mike Milken. Zonker: Who? Cornell: The ex-junk bond king. He's out of jail, and we've got 'im! Cool, huh? Student: Professor Milken? Can we cheat in this class? Milken: Only if you need an edge.