Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 28, 1993

Transcript:

Mike: (What? That can't be right...Could this be the end?) Zonker: You called, Buddy? Mike: Look at this, Z? Someone's just taken a very strong equity position in this feature... Zonker: Say again? In English? Mike: They're buying our stock! I'd say we're looking at a hostile takeover! Zonker: No! Mike: It could be one of those big, well-financed animal strips, seeking to diversify... Zonker: What, like those guys don't already have a big enough market share? Mike: Or it could be some hot, over-leveraged newcomer looking to break us up and lease out the characters. Zonker: But that doesn't make any sense, Mike. We're an old, small, established family feature. Why would anyone want to break us up? Beavis and Butthead: Because you guys suck! Yeah! Heh, heh, heh! Zonker: Yikes! Ugly art! Mike: (Oh no...)