Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 11, 1994
Transcript:
Lawyer: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury: with your verdict, you can say "no" to the terrible problem of grade abuse! Should a single professor have the power to deny a student his lifelong dream of becoming a high-powered attorney? Is that fair? I don't think so. How do you compensate someone who's had a brilliant future destroyed? No amount of money seems adequate to cover the damage caused by this unjust grade... Slocum: I'd settle for a Porsche, then, man. Lawyer: Objection! Judge: Overruled. He's your client.