Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 14, 1994
Transcript:
Judge: Has the jury reached a verdict? Jury member: We have, your honor... we find the defendant guilty of giving the plaintiff an unfair grade, thus defaming the entire greco-american athletic community. We award the plaintiff damages of $5 million. Judge: The court thanks the jury for its service... depsite its moronic verdict. Jury member: Hey, what do you want for $12 a day?