Cleats by Bill Hinds for November 05, 2017

Transcript:

George: We have a ton of leftover Halloween candy. The number of trick-or-treaters goes down every year. Woman: You said the same thing last year, yet you bought the same amount of candy this year. George: Just in case, I wouldn't want to run out and leave kids empty-handed. Woman: Or maybe you didn't want to leave you empty-handed. George: Hand is empty. Woman: I know, take the candy to soccer practice tomorrow, and split it amongst Jerome's teammates. George: I do not want to be responsible for messing up those players' training table.