Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 06, 1994
Transcript:
Mother: I'm sorry, Mark, I can't pretend I'm not devastated by your news... Mark: Well, why, Mom? Let's talk it out. Mother: Mark, I hate that one day you'll bring home a "lover." I hate what that means. I hate not having grandchildren. I hate everything about your new lifestyle! Mark: Um..well, okay. That's a start, Mom... Mother: It is? Mark: No...no. It's not. Damn! I thought I'd have the family in "Philadelphia."