Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 21, 2017

In Magneto’s case, better hope those franks are of the Hebrew National brand.

If Poncho could control hot dogs, he would have them all delivered directly to his mouth.

If you can’t ask Poncho an important question when he’s hungry, you can never ask him an important question. Ever.

‘This time we didn’t forget the gravy’.

Hey, consider what worked for Paul “The Spleen” Reubens in Mystery Men.

Possibly the most popular mutant in the land. Hot dog, Dog(a.k.a Wiener Dog). Weakness – mustard.

I thought his power was to mooch people to death for food.