Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 18, 1994

Transcript:

President Clinton: ..And Bill Clinton had his political opponents systematically murdered. Honey? Is this report true? Hillary Clinton: (Sigh.) Lloyd: You wanted to see me, sir? President Clinton: Yes, Lloyd. I wanted to talk to you about that damn video. Lloyd: What video is that, sir? President Clinton: The tape that Jerry Falwell has been peddling on his show with Phil Crane's endorsement. Lloyd: I'm afraid I haven't seen it, sir. President Clinton: Well, you should! It accuses me of sexual harrassment, of cocaine addiction, of running a money-laundering operation for a drug ring...and of ordering the beating and murders of several political opponents! Can you believe it? Falwell and Crane are accusing me of murder! Lloyd: That's astonishing, sir. It'd be incredibly vile if it weren't so ludicrous! President Clinton: Well, exactly what do you think I should do? Lloyd: Um..ignore it? President Clinton: Really? I was thinking of a cover-up.