Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 22, 1995

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Boopsie: B.D., ever since I was selected as an alternate, I've had this nagging concern... Will I have enough outfits? Roland: This is Roland Hedley. In the months ahead, this fine feature will be switching to an all-O.J. format! I'll be breaking the big stories. Rick: ...While I handle analysis of the larger social issues raised! Boopsie: To supplement the press coverage, I'll be offering a first-had account from the jury box... Hunk-Ra: As will I! Sid: Both of whom are repped by yours truly, agent to a hot line-up of major O.J. players! B.D.: Including me. A former pro athlete with plenty of insight into the violent underside of sports! Ray: And me. Bot peace officer and African American! I'll be providing pungent commentary on the racial dimensions of O.J.'s trial right up to his acquittal! Zonker: While I handle color duties! As a native Californian, I'll make sense of the local zeitgeist - and translate the trial testimony of fellow dude "Kato" Kaelin! Roland: So for wall-to-wall O.J. coverage... Sid: Think Team Doonesbury! Zonker: We're the O.J. specialists!