Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 13, 2017

Sorry, this is a no frills flight; you should’ve brought your own snacks.

And where’s the bathroom?

It nice knowing that you won’t be dragged off the flight and that you can stretch out your legs and can wear anything you want. Keep it with you forever Calvin.

What’s the deal with magic carpet food?

“Do we get nuts? We do if you brought them.”

The nuts are right there, sitting on the carpet.

“What is our in-flight entertainment? Crap, Julia Roberts?”

I can show you the world. Shining, shimmering, splendid.

There is no way Calvin’s mind can atrophy…

BILL how could you leave us with out new material?

Complimentary bags of nuts? What more could Hobbes ask for? Oh right, smooches from the Flight Attendant…

You’ll just get complimentary Carpet Fresh instead.

xxx

Complimentary bags of nuts? This must have been before the feedback loop of peanut allergies began after parents stopped feeding their babies peanut butter.

They get macadamia nuts on magic carpet bag flights. Yum!

Did Calvin patent this by any chance?

Calvin made landfall in southwestern Mexico as a tropical storm during the evening of June 12. Calvin may be exceeding the speed limit for Magic Carpets.

I think you ARE the bags of nuts on your flight. XD

I wish I had a magic carpet… it would be so lovely to fly through the clouds and the sky and see the birds much clearly then when you are trapped in a plane!!!