Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 24, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  over 7 years ago

    Find out if anybody has stolen your idea for the transmogrifier and then have your patent attorney Dad sue them.

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    Robin Harwood  over 7 years ago

    It’s the American way.

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    somebodyshort  over 7 years ago

    If you can’t win the lottery, sue

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 7 years ago

    How about Roz, the babysitter?

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    orinoco womble  over 7 years ago

    Yup, Dad’s an attorney all right.

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    johndifool  over 7 years ago

    Sue Sue? [Suzie]

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    cubswin2016  over 7 years ago

    Why doesn’t he check the couch like a normal kid?

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    Boosted (Heavy main in TF2)  over 7 years ago

    Guys, like @Johndifool figured out. What is “Sue” short for? SUSIE! I figured that out the first time I read this.

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    tuslog1964  over 7 years ago

    There is always whiplash! I’ve been to a number of demolition derbies, and maybe one out of three derbies will require an ambulance call, after hundreds of collisions per derby. But yet, two cars collide on the highway or a street intersection, someone hollers “Whiplash!”

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    Number Three  over 7 years ago

    Just help your mother with the chores and you’ll get pocket money. Only option I can think of really.

    xxx

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  over 7 years ago

    Calvin, you can have a yard sale, bet you can get a good price for your (evil) bike.

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    NateWrightRockz  about 4 years ago

    That look in his face when he says it.

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