Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for April 26, 2017

the sucko-vacuumus beast has been slain!

She’s probably laughing too hard to say a word.

I have one of those things under my carpet. Can I borrow Dougie and Sophie for a while?

My dog Hannah barks at the vacuum cleaner.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:

All mimsy were the borogoves,

And the mome raths outgrabe.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!

The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!

Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun

The frumious Bandersnatch!”

He took his vorpal sword in hand:

Long time the manxome foe he sought —

So rested he by the Tumtum tree,

And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,

The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,

Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,

And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through

The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!

He left it dead, and with its head

He went galumphing back.

“And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?

Come to my arms, my beamish boy!

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!’

He chortled in his joy.

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;

All mimsy were the borogoves,

And the mome raths outgrabe.

That is a dust bunny gone monster. When they get big enough they turn into dust mammoths. This is what happens when they don’t.

I think I would be laughing too hard to be mad. Plus, I have more than 1 vacuum cleaner. :)

I like your geeky side Brian.

Wow … that is one impressive sword that little Dougie is wielding!