Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 30, 1995

Transcript:

Zonker: It's just too eerie! It can't be a coincidence! Cornell: You're lookin' bummed today, dude. What's up? Zonker: I don't know, Cornell... It's just this creepy feeling I've had about my life lately. Cornell: Your life? What's wrong with your life? Zonker: Well, check it ou. I'm a surfer, right? With bitchin' hair, right? Cornell: Totally. Zonker: And where do I live? Cornell: Where do you live? In Southern California, man. Zonker: Sure, but with who? An ex-football player and his blond wife! And as what? As a permanent houseguest! Cornell: Where're you going with this, man? Zonker: Don't you see? It could have been me! I could have been Kato Kaelin! Cornell: Whoa...Maybe you are, dude! Like in a parallel life! Zonker: No, no, it's a sign, Cornell! I've got to make a change!