A joke of them being the last three on Earth. They have this argument in the boat and the boat blows up from leaking gas when they all light matches. Got comes down with two sacks. He first releases a female monkey, then a male. As they scamper into the woods God says, “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, again.”
Interestingly, I know a lot of clergy of many different religions, and I get along with them all just fine, and they unfailingly have respect for each other.
I’ve always liked Kathleen Madigan’s idea that we all may be wrong and God if it exists turns out to be the guy wearing the ball cap that reads “Who Farted”.
God is an energy field that can be used for good or bad. You don’t need religion to have a relationship with god. Don’t forget the miracle of your own existence and the mystery of consciousness.
If Moses, Jesus and Mohammed came back to earth today, there would be a double shock: they would not recognized their religions and more the shame, their religions would not recognize them.
I am up to 25 major scientific discoveries by clergy, never mind other believers. There is a space limit preventing listing, despite the chance of enlarging the list by those I haven’t found. Still, the “evangelical atheists” would deny the list, just as surely as they deny religion, for no other reason than that they said so. Projecting as bad as Trump.
First: Many scientists profess to being of a religious faith. In the past, up until the late 1800s, and perhaps later, most scientists would have accepted the existence of a deity. I do not fault them for that. At the time, a deity was not an unreasonable explanation for the world they knew. A deity as the originator of that world made more sense than mere randomness. But the universe and its laws, as known then, seemed fully deterministic.
As I pointed out in another comment, this all has changed over the last century. We can now plausibly argue that this universe we inhabit is one instance in plethora of universes. We can also argue that it could arise from a random fluctuation. (See the book, A Universe from Nothing )
So that you might find people with religious beliefs making contributions to science and technology is neither surprising nor useful. I never said that they did not contribute, so your argument is the real straw man.
But the point you have utterly failed to understand is that no deity was required for them to make those discoveries. Or to make those experiments.
The Wright Brothers’ father was a bishop. But I wonder how many times they had to hear (from other people, not their father), “If God wanted Man to fly, He would have given us wings!” And so on… Can you find one injunction anywhere in any religious text that says that we should fly and travel to other worlds? Or even that we should build instruments to look at and for other worlds.
Charliegirl Premium Member over 7 years ago
Mythology, religion – one and the same.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
And that is only among one group of related religions.
Dtroutma over 7 years ago
A joke of them being the last three on Earth. They have this argument in the boat and the boat blows up from leaking gas when they all light matches. Got comes down with two sacks. He first releases a female monkey, then a male. As they scamper into the woods God says, “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, again.”
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 7 years ago
Did religion enable any person to fly across continents and oceans?
Did religion get men to the moon?
Did religion enable you to communicate with someone on the other side of the planet at the speed of light?
Did religion explain how the sun shines?
Did religion tell us what the moon really looked like?
Did religion discover the laws of physics?
Did religion find insulin?
Did religion eliminate smallpox?
Was it religion that found how keep people from dying of sepsis after surgery?
Was it religion that explained what the heart and the brain really did?
Was it religion that emancipated humanity from the slavery of unwanted pregnancy?
Was it religion that led to the discoveries that enable us to live longer and better than those in the times of Moses, Buddha, Jesus, or Mohammed?
No.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 7 years ago
God help us because religions are going to destroy us.
keenanthelibrarian over 7 years ago
I think Wiley nailed it.
somebodyshort over 7 years ago
Wiley must really be trying to stir the pot
thirdguy over 7 years ago
So, a priest, a rabbi, and minister walk onto a picket line………….
Gent over 7 years ago
Sadly this is true nowadays for research too …
“My research beats your methodology”
Adiraiju over 7 years ago
Sounds like they all agree. What’s the problem? Heh-heh-heh…
Mikey over 7 years ago
Funny as Wiley’s religion seems to be that of the church of Global Warming, complete with it’s own undeniable, debate is over, consensus.
Lyons Group, Inc. over 7 years ago
Religion will always beat mythology, every time.
Ignatz Premium Member over 7 years ago
Interestingly, I know a lot of clergy of many different religions, and I get along with them all just fine, and they unfailingly have respect for each other.
Masterskrain over 7 years ago
“Religions” are just cults with better P.R.Spin Doctors and a bigger budget.
NRHAWK Premium Member over 7 years ago
I’ve always liked Kathleen Madigan’s idea that we all may be wrong and God if it exists turns out to be the guy wearing the ball cap that reads “Who Farted”.
Radish... over 7 years ago
God is an energy field that can be used for good or bad. You don’t need religion to have a relationship with god. Don’t forget the miracle of your own existence and the mystery of consciousness.
magicwalnut over 7 years ago
IMO, God is “Wow!” with different names.
tripwire45 over 7 years ago
Said the atheist cartoonist. If you believe in diversity, then you have to accept religious people too. No cherry picking.
A Hip loving Canadian... over 7 years ago
Thank God I’m atheist.
mommadillo over 7 years ago
The really hilarious part is technically, all three worship the same god.
Can't Sleep over 7 years ago
“My Zeus beats your Odin!”
UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 7 years ago
… let’s call the whole thing off!
dflak over 7 years ago
If Moses, Jesus and Mohammed came back to earth today, there would be a double shock: they would not recognized their religions and more the shame, their religions would not recognize them.
Masterskrain over 7 years ago
Look at “Pearls Before Swine” today for a slightly different take on “religion”.
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 7 years ago
They’re ALL right.
yimhere over 7 years ago
….at least the signs don’t say: “My religion trumps your mythology”….! That would have really opened the hatch…
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 7 years ago
Of course, since they’re mutually contradictory, they can’t all be right.
But they can all be wrong!
ChukLitl Premium Member over 7 years ago
Was Jesus a heretical rabbi, the messiah, or the last great prophet before Mohamed? Good question for religious students, bad excuse for a fight.
grainpaw over 7 years ago
What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic? Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog.
Linguist over 7 years ago
I prefer my mythology over your religions, any day !
Their my myths…. and I’ll tell them, anyway I want to !
Masterskrain over 7 years ago
ALL “Religions” are just attempts at “Mythdirections” anyway…and ALL are Man-Made nonsense.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 7 years ago
@Apikoros: I don’t think so. His aim was notoriously bad! ;^)
toahero over 7 years ago
Religious people can be jerks, no matter if they are Christian, Muslim, Buhdist, Hindu, Athiest, or Jewish.
Heck, I’d just say that the occasional jerk is a trait of humanity, and that person’s religion is just a way of justifying their intolerance.
Hippogriff over 7 years ago
I am up to 25 major scientific discoveries by clergy, never mind other believers. There is a space limit preventing listing, despite the chance of enlarging the list by those I haven’t found. Still, the “evangelical atheists” would deny the list, just as surely as they deny religion, for no other reason than that they said so. Projecting as bad as Trump.
MrsSnape over 7 years ago
Notice they are all males too. They must be taking a break from oppressing women.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 7 years ago
@Hippogriff: Cited for failure to read.
First: Many scientists profess to being of a religious faith. In the past, up until the late 1800s, and perhaps later, most scientists would have accepted the existence of a deity. I do not fault them for that. At the time, a deity was not an unreasonable explanation for the world they knew. A deity as the originator of that world made more sense than mere randomness. But the universe and its laws, as known then, seemed fully deterministic.
As I pointed out in another comment, this all has changed over the last century. We can now plausibly argue that this universe we inhabit is one instance in plethora of universes. We can also argue that it could arise from a random fluctuation. (See the book, A Universe from Nothing )
So that you might find people with religious beliefs making contributions to science and technology is neither surprising nor useful. I never said that they did not contribute, so your argument is the real straw man.
But the point you have utterly failed to understand is that no deity was required for them to make those discoveries. Or to make those experiments.
The Wright Brothers’ father was a bishop. But I wonder how many times they had to hear (from other people, not their father), “If God wanted Man to fly, He would have given us wings!” And so on… Can you find one injunction anywhere in any religious text that says that we should fly and travel to other worlds? Or even that we should build instruments to look at and for other worlds.