Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for April 21, 2017

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    Sherlock Watson  over 7 years ago

    The joke’s on the CEO; penguins don’t have teeth.

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    RWill  over 7 years ago

    Just came over from United, did he?

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Well, at least he thought about it first. Took a walk, consulted with whatever passes for his conscience or his God.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Stupid rules that are enforced by stupid people. My company has stupid rules too. Tend to ignore them. Not stupid.

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    realexander  over 7 years ago

    Here’s where it went wrong: he didn’t mean “drag him through 200 people who have cameras” he meant “drag him with cameras through 200 people”.

    Everything would’ve worked out fine if the guard had interpreted the order correctly.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  over 7 years ago

    See, this is another freedom Americans enjoy. Thank you Patriot Act.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Grope your secretary – get $25 million severance pay.

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    Mema Jean  over 7 years ago

    Nice reference to UA’s past discrepancy.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Works for me.

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    United we stand!

    De-toothed, Opus falls!

    It’s the price of a Free Society….

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