Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 16, 1995
July 15, 1995
July 17, 1995
Transcript:
Baby Butts: What's up, dad? Mr. Butts: The crisis is over! Baby Butts: That's great! What crisis? Mr. Butts: The crisis of confidence in our fine product! Good news, folks! The defective cigarette crisis is over! They've all been recalled! Baby Butts: Whew! Mr. Butts: Why did we recall them? Because we care! It tore us up knowing that we had placed smokers at risk! In fact, Philip Morris now invites you to join us in a moment of silence for all of those who suffered scratchy throats or mild dizziness! Baby Butts: Psst! Dad! Shouldn't we include all those who died, too? Mr. Butts: They're former customers. This is for current customers. Baby Butts: Oh... Mr. Butts: Okay, moment's over! No hard feelings, right? No way!
