Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for May 10, 2017

Then why did Chad laugh if he doesn’t know what Nate said?

I do to, Nate

I thought Chad would say: Did someone mention lettuce!

There’s another saying I’ve heard also: “You don’t sell the steak, you sell the sizzle”. Now, as much as I enjoy looking up these things to make myself look good and others look bad, for now I’ll save myself the trouble and ask you, the wonderful posters [Stifled Chuckle] what does that saying mean?

She likes lettuce??? LOL!!!

Words of wisdom.

Chad, ya hadda be there!

Like his hair much better this way

I think @Godzilla2016 was right yesterday. This is that “unexpected triumph.”

right back at you chad

Neither does Nate, Chad. Neither does Nate.

It’s starting to grow back already.

It looks like Chad is wearing underwear! To me that is.

Hope your titanic doesn’t break on that iceberg (lettuce)!

Well I’m right so far. What else unexpected will we see?

What in the world does that mean?

LOLXD i dont want to be mean but his hair kinda does look like it was cut with a weed wacker

I thought Chad was gonna say, “Mmmm, lettuce!”

GROW BACK!!!!

That’s what she said

Sure, Chad? You didn’t say DID SOMEBODY MENTION…? Ha ha! Yikes!

You can kind of see the hair starting to grow back..it’s kind of in very, very short little bumps that would be the tufts of hair

Nate’s hair is probably gonna pop up at a random time

Let’s be 100% honest… When Nate turns 18 he’s going to hook up with Shipulski… more than once.

Um, that’s what she said?

i love this arc so much! one of my favs

“Ha ha! I have no idea what that means!” -my reaction to 90% of jokes on the internet. What is going on with people that they think a blue frog captioned with the word “arson” is hilarious?