Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 13, 1995
August 12, 1995
August 14, 1995
Transcript:
Zeke: But which one had an affair first? Inquiring minds need to know! You know, this Richard Gere - Cindy Crawford split could be my favorite summer story... J.J.: Have they gotten to the bottom of it yet? Zeke: Pretty much. It turns out Cindy was on a party girl track. She liked to stay out all night at the clubs drinking tequila with other models. But Richard was a Buddhist - he'd outgrown all that. He just wanted to stay home and meditate and sip yak milk. So basically, Cindy left Richard Gere because he wasn't shallow enough for her. J.J.: Whoa...been there! Zeke: Yeah, it's reassuring when celebs have the same problems you do.
