Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 03, 1995

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Mike: Any sign of him? Boopsie: None! Mike: Did you check the hard drive? Boopsie: First place I looked. Mike: Um...hi folks. We have something a little unsettling to report. As many of you know, this fine feature was recently transferred to electronic file... Mark: Which substantially facilitates is distribution to you, the valued reader! Mike: Unfortunately, in all the confusion, one of the character files got lost... Mark: Zonker's! Mike: That's right - we no longer have any record of Zonker at all - no sketches, no model sheets, not back-up files! It's as if he never existed! The loss to this franchise is incalculable... Boopsie: Guys! I found him! Zonker: Heelp! Mike: Huh? Boopsie: What are you doing in there, Zonker? Zonker: Looking for loose change! Get me out! Mike: Never mind - see you next week!