If we can’t get the deer, we’ll look for motorists whose bladder was full and stumbled off the highway looking for a place to go. Usually, at least one of them will have a stroke from the frustration.
Last spring, there was a major fish kill in the river near us. It was a bit disconcerting to step out onto the porch and see vultures circling overhead. It made you want to check your pulse.
Farside99 over 7 years ago
If we can’t get the deer, we’ll look for motorists whose bladder was full and stumbled off the highway looking for a place to go. Usually, at least one of them will have a stroke from the frustration.
Bilan over 7 years ago
“Come Donny. Come dear. Daddy discovered a deer diner.”
PICTO over 7 years ago
Well it sounds like a Goodyear for a deer, so they won’t have to eat possum again…
ArmOfTheSportsPress over 7 years ago
I-45 means they’re certainly in Texas!
J Short over 7 years ago
The buck stops here.
GROG Premium Member over 7 years ago
Better get going before the skies overhead get jammed.
Dani Rice over 7 years ago
Last spring, there was a major fish kill in the river near us. It was a bit disconcerting to step out onto the porch and see vultures circling overhead. It made you want to check your pulse.
osceola over 7 years ago
Radio station RDKL.
J Quest over 7 years ago
Three orders of vulture venison, with a side order of flies…
gopher gofer over 7 years ago
his favorite expression is “things sure are dead around here”…