Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 04, 1996
February 03, 1996
February 05, 1996
Transcript:
Mr. Butts: Hey, kids! Wish there was great looking Mr. Butts sports wear you could own? Well don't blink.. Hey!! you blinked! Hey, pre-smoker! How'd you like to own an official Mr. Butts baseball jacket? Jimmy: Me? Are you kidding? Mr. Butts: Not at all, youngster! It's just one of the hundreds of quality knick-knacks that can be yours if you learn to smoke today! All you have to do is save the 'Butts Bux" that come with every pack of cigarettes! It's that easy! In no time at all, this quality novelty garment will be all yours! Jimmy: But hold on, Mr. Butts- What's the hitch? Mr. Butts: That's the great part, JImmy! ---There is no hitch! Jimmy: None? None what-so-ever? Mr. Butts: Okay, a painful, premature death, but look at the workmanship! Jimmy: Wow--I'm sold! I'll act now!
