Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 01, 1996

Transcript:

Bernie: Thanks for coming up, Mike. Mike: No problem, Bern. What's up? Bernie: Mike, I got a problem. I'm starting to read that rampant job insecurity is a media creation, that tenure is actually up from 20 years ago... It seems that, for most Americans, the "Downsizing" crisis doesn't even exist! Mike: So what's your problem? Bernie: I don't know what to call what I'm about to do. Mike: Uh-oh...