Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 16, 1996

Transcript:

Zonker: Gee, I dunno about the Solar Collections Convention, Sid. I've got so many responsibilities here... Sid: They'll pay you $50 a signature, kid. Zonker: $50 a signature? Are you serious? Sid: With a $15,000 guarantee! Zonker: Holy moly...just think what I could do with that money! I could help fund skin cancer research! Sid: You could indeed! It'd be a magnificent gesture! Zonker: Or keep it! I could keep it for myself! Sid: For a rainy day! Prudent thinking!