Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 13, 1996
Transcript:
Bill Clinton: So, how's Whitewater playing these days? Aide: Water under the bridge... A bridge stretching into the 21st century. Bill Clinton: Never mind. Aide: Mr. President, we've developed a new ad message for the final stretch - a message of reassurance. We think we should show that a modern president is like a good waiter... Bill Clinton: Good waiter? Aide: Yes, sir. A deeply attentive waiter who anticipates what people might like, and then offers them a slew of "specials" - programs so tasty and cheap no one notices how undernourishing they are! Bill Clinton: But what about the future? What about my vision? Aide: Who wants a waiter with vision? It's a service economy, sir - people want service! Bill Clinton: Hi, I'm Bill! I'll be your leader tonight... Boopsie: You know, he really is cute. B.D.: I wonder what the specials are.