Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 29, 1996
Transcript:
Bernie: I think it's time to install a water feature, don't you? Mike: Water feature? Hope you're not too upset with me for leaving you in the lurch, Bernie... Bernie: Not at all, Mike. Mike: Not at all? Bernie: I expect turnover in this business - I plan for it! In fact, your leaving presents me with an opportunity...I can hire some brilliant kid who will do what you did for half the pay - maybe even a third! Mike: Oh... of course, it'll mean some heart-breaking trade-offs, right? Bernie: No, no. I think we're both winners here, Mike.