Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 25, 1997
Transcript:
Ernie: Well, it's been great talking to you, Stan! Stan: Fun talking to you, Tom! Ernie: Tom? Who's Tom? I'm Ernie, Ernie Neidermeyer. Stan: Oh, sorry, Ernie. I thought you were Tom Madigan. Ernie: How could you think I was this Tom person? Stan: Well, my eyesight is shot, your nametag is smudged, and even if all our faces hadn't collapsed, my memory is not what it used to be. Also, when you get right down to it, who cares if you're Tom or you're Ernie? We're survivors. Just knowing we strode this campus together 60 years ago is quite enough. Ernie: You know, you're right! All that reall matters is our common bond - dear old Wesleyan! Stan: You mean dear old Walden. Ernie: Oh, no... Stan: Wesleyan would be two exits north of here.