Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 06, 1997

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Earl: Dad, did you know the F.B.I. and the A.T.F. have a master plan for total gun control? Duke: No kidding? Where'd you pick that up? Earl: One of those magazines you get. Apparently there's this whole plot... If you want my opinion, I think we should start stockpiling now. We could pack guns into oil drums and then bury 'em out back! You just can't trust anyone today, can you, Dad? The government, cops, teachers, bureaucrats - they all want to take your freedom away! They're all scum who deserve to die, right, dad? Dad? Dad? ... Are you crying? Duke: I'm okay. It's just I'm so damn proud of you.