Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 08, 2017

Marigold can walk around town naked. I know she does that already, which is why I’m saying that’s something she can do.

Freedom feels so good, huh Phoebe?

The Internet: enabling negligent parents since 1994.

The day is ripe with possibility!

I find myself incapable of binge-watching anything. Any more than two episodes and I start confusing what happened when.

I was forced to binge watch The Sopranos because I waited until I could check them out from the library on DVD, and I could only keep them for a week. Now that I don’t have to, I don’t.

Phoebe looks like Spike in the last panel.

I guess “Webfilms” is this world’s Netflix?

It’s my birthday!

Anything?

Why don’t you play “doctor” with Max.

Nice! I’ve had this opportunity about 20 times in my life, when my parents went out with everybody except me.