Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 10, 2017

Gorge thyself on Todd’s candy, while your metabolism still turns it into non-permanent damage.

C’mon Marigold. We’ve all been doing that for years. Don’t you think it’s time for a cha- Oh my God, look how sparkly you are! Siiigghh

Now would be a good time for Marigold to take over the country. Please?

Take a trip to Equestria?

Re: panel two: Dana, please think “alternate sides”!

all the chemicals in our neighborhood lawns would probably kill a unicorn.