Pickles by Brian Crane for May 18, 2017

tsk-tsk-tsk

Women aren’t the only people to wear “tunics” to cover a tummy.

No, I think I’ll just hang around here an scratch myself.

I make myself scarce when there’s a bunch of my wife’s girlfriends in the house.

buttons ur lips, and hips.

We call them ’ High Pockets ’.

Erkel pants!

When the waist measures more than it used to, it’s time to stop tucking your shirt in.

My wife, bless her heart, always gave me enough warning so I could go somewhere else.

I remember my grandfather wearing his pants like that.

That looks ridiculous. Sorry, Earl.

xxx

I can’t see that as being comfortable. It makes me cringe just seeing it.

Opal is a rude, old battleaxe.