Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 19, 2009
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February 20, 2009
Transcript:
Duke: Earl, did you know we have no employees left? Earl: Well, I suspected it. No one was bringing me lattes. Duke: I guess I must have gotten carried away reining in costs. I just didn't know any other way! It leaves just you, me and the partners! Earl: Yup. Duke: So what're we doing to hold on to top talent? Earl: Sorry, pop. Ain't gonna happen.
KingRat over 15 years ago
Just do like me. Invest thru china (0% capital gains) pull into America only what money you need and pay only long term capital gains (that’s a trick I learned from the Kennedys only they use Fiji).
prasrinivara over 15 years ago
Actually, Gee1a: Duke’s run out of both dough and people, more a parallel to GM and Chrysler.
Wildmustang1262 over 15 years ago
doctortoon says: Duke, you can always go back to dealing drugs. There’s always a market for that.
And make more profits!
cleokaya over 15 years ago
Legalizing drugs would help stimulate the economy.
BlueRaven over 15 years ago
“The Donald” can get back to me on what he understands about money and government when he stops using corporate bankruptcy law as a means of discharging debt.
ChiehHsia over 15 years ago
is anyone besides me tired of Ariana trying to tell us how much weight she lost by renting herself out to a pop-up advertiser?
Sternvogel over 15 years ago
According to the ad on my screen, Ariana lives in West Lafayette, which happens to be the very city from which I’m posting! I assume that if you’re in Manhattan, though, she’s a New Yorker…
Radical-Knight over 15 years ago
Got that resume updated, Duke?
Wildmustang1262 over 15 years ago
Roger, but not THAT one, the other one. says: is anyone besides me tired of Ariana trying to tell us how much weight she lost by renting herself out to a pop-up advertiser? I had the same thing like that you mentioned. It drove me bloody nuts! GRRRRRRRRRRRR! >:-[ I wished that it would not pop out while I typed something on posting comment or title of comic strips. It kept popping up almost every time I was doing on this one! sighhhhhh!