In Security by Bea R. for August 03, 2017

Uhm … yay …?

I would so frame and hang that menu on my wall.

Sedine has discovered the secret handshake, but will she sell her soul for her deep-fried reward, and who is this secret burger cult? Just one of many mysteries yet to be answered: Could Gabby really be a demon? Why does Sedine wear her hairpiece even in the pool? What is Ellie hiding in that blonde head of hers? The answers to all this and more on In Security! (At least when Bea decides to show us. XD)

“Novus Ordum” is also apparently a PC Strategy Game …

Sedine knew the secret signs! This gal is full of surprises. Pull right up for your free-wheelin’, soul-stealin’ happy meal. Each new initiate receives a free tub of hot buttered catharsis.

That’s what I was gonna say, Sam.

All items heated and served at … 33 DEGREES. All chefs wear their ceremonial aprons. The shakes are thick as cement suited for the finest masons.

I get the impression that Sam is a seminarian trying to work through school as night guard and Sedine went to a church youth group for six weeks. What an delightfully odd match. These are characters I cannot help but to love.

Bea, kudos on the continuity with the menu boards between yesterday’s and today’s strips.

Bet they get the order wrong.

There’s that cartoon, by B. Kliban, I think, captioned “I don’t sell anything but hot dogs, but I sell a lot of hot dogs.”

I would never be able to order any “special” item that requires you to say something like this. I can’t even order those “rooty-tooty fresh & fruity” pancakes…I’d go hungry before saying that in a public restaurant.

When did she get that soup tattoo on her palm?

Only place around here I know of that had a secret menu was Starbucks but by the time I found out about it, they stopped it. :(